Guest Rappers

4/18/2011

This is from a Puscifer album sleeve

Numb Extremities

4/15/2011

Land Mark moment... first non animated gif on FoC

Dying From Cortisol

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4/14/2011

We take the 43 bus we got no plan.

Fat Boy in the mini-skirt is named Ryan

"Lord Save Me From My Education"

4/13/11

AGHLUAHGLAUGLAUHGLUAHUHLGAGUHL BAD POST

UNER COVER BUUFF

ONE OF THESE IS A SLIGHTLY DOCTORED PICTURE OF CHRIS THE OTHER WAS GENERATED USING ONLY PHOTOGRAPHY, GUESS WHICH ANSwers TOMORROW

"Don't Care Condition"

4/12/11

The Smith chart maps imaginary numbers to a 2D image useful for solving high frequency problems involving reactances and conductances...

Borint++ Don't Care

#include franklin.h

/YAWINGING.GIF

IT BRAIn

4/9/11

sometimes the joke is ...
the joke isn't funny...

A page from a big [lesbion] comic // FoC IRL

Page from " Banjos Suck #1 "

The Modern Puritan

4/8/11

The Puritan Sepratists Eventually abandoned the Plain Style some 80 years after invading Native America

They believed holy men nurtured them on the teat of God... Lucky for us we get this comic gold:

Figure 12: Detail of Puritan Grave indicates Moustace man with breasts

This classy/classic Puritan behavior of dressing up their tombstones can be ported to modern day

The extreme nature of human behavior proves this modern interpretation of a Winged Deaths Head grave featuring Man with moustache and hooters:

Figure 11: Detail of Modern EAOM Grave indicates Moustace man with breasts

We have witnessed the inversion of holy imagery into unholy imagery. For this we may thank society.

Also if you do not recognize the holy man on my grave stone clich here. (God knows I want to break free)

LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LOOK

4/7/11

So I was looking at Jerkcity as usual and I came across this: Sometimes Flowers and was of the opinion that this well referenced my viewings of the internet (with the delightful Spigotty clever twist of the alternating file formats). Oh Jerkcity how I love you.... however I digress. The kicker comes in the grey text (for advanced J/C readers only!) where it gives you a twitter account to follow: This is the user "beefetish" This makes me think of Lee... because... bees... Duh.. fetish... I guess. So this guy's twitter indicates a youtube video (because you cant have piss without flies) whilst mostly repeatedly speaking of something called "dicks" his title indicates he is the "MAYOR OF BONERTOWN" awesome! There is a stranger on the internet who has posessed monikers similar to mine. That is I have been a BeefChief and a Red Chubby (LEE FOR REAL YOUR FAULT)... holding a critical office and referencing a pecker.

Anyway I click this first youtube link and I find myself looking at pictures of missile launches to the title track of the Lion King... Oh My. /YAWNING.GIF... but the flavor text wets my appetite for internetness:
10. It takes one ounce of honey to fuel a bee's flight around the world.
I then click the other videos by the user named "yellingbox," and choose the first video because the eyes on the box remind me of PANTS (also LEE) and discover this:

Figure 10463: Convolution is just an operator
OR
the internet is where strange things happen to all people

I am enticed enough to watch the remaining strange videos... and discover the website associated with the weird shit is: bonertown.com
It is not clear to me if the readers will understand/read this far down the list... but to recap:
I was bored with the internet
I went to jerk city
Jerkcity was bored with the internet and gave me a twitter
The twitter gave me a youtube
youtube gave me a website that is incredibly similar to mine...

The internet can only offer the kind of boredom that results in looking in the mirror.

This person wrote a comic called Banjos Suck and is selling them in a few comic shops in Portland and Chicago.

One might feel gratification on the principles of dischord... but what the hey this is everyday on the internet

Making a mess
or:
Thinking about Warhammer

4/6/11

Turned a sharp corner yesterday after getting a free coffee, as I completed my frequent buyer card, and managed to dump the whole 16oz into the floor pan carpet area in front of the passenger seat in the mini van

In cleaning said mess a release of hidden molds from ancient times allowed for a combination pizza hut and taco bell of bad smells which indicates to me that our precious bodily fluids are most assuredly not coffee, or even the highly suspected rain water. (Please see Doctor Strange Love or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)

I do however choose pure grain alcohol over that filthy Russian wodka any day of the week.

Step 1: Science
Step 2: Mars
Step 3: Comic Convention on Mars

YOUTUBE STATS:

4/5/11

Thanks to Eric's creative labels the stats on my you tube videos are twisted:

My popularity based on age group indicates my need to be on MTV...

Party Party Go Go Go:

4/4/11

This weekend: GWR, Wine Tasting, Strung Out?
Oh my that's just saturday

Ooooh- Yeeeaaah

I've been sitting on this pic for a while, should have posted it earlier.

I want computer parts, this thing is ruined...

Leo Casey Corp:

4/1/11

FoC's Domain has been purchased by the Leo Casey Corporation.
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